[The affected past disinterest is the right approach -- Stephen drums his fingers for a moment, then decides. ]

I'm going to go ahead and start you on a low dose of methylphenidate, and we'll see how it's treating you after a week.

[...Problem. He doubts the administrator will accept a prescription made out to a screen name. ]

Just to be sure it gets to you, can you, uh, confirm your full legal name for me?

[ He winces, unseen. He's really going to have to hope this isn't a relationship where that question would be really weird. ]